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Instead of a regular bio like normal people have, I'm doing quotes...

Be patient, I know I have a lot. And they may not all make sense to you but I get them. I would hope.

"Gimme a B!"
"B!"
"Gimme a B!"
"B!"
"What's that spell?"
"M!"
-stupid idiots...not us, them.
-Lacey and I

"La-CEY!"
"What?!?"
"To...THE BATMOBILE!"
-Lacey and I

"Fat-MAN!"
"What?!?"
"To...THE CRAPMOBILE!"
-Lacey

"It's fun like midgets in a barrel are fun."
-back away slowly...
-Stephany

"Why do we keep playing these gay songs?"
-don't be dissing on the gay people...
-Lacey

"Do I have styrofoam stuck in my teeth?"
-the wild child...
-Lacey

"Hit me up with a tall order of fries!"
"It's not a tall order of fries, it's a tall order of...milkshake!"
"Damn right..."
-Lacey and I

"Do you have your music?"
"No. Do you have your music?"
"No."
"Crap."
"Yep."
"Um..."
"JOHNNY!!!"
-i <3 you, mommy!
-Lacey and I

"Nothing is too wonderful to be true..."
-Sherie Rene Scott (Magic can happen anywhere...I knew this guy at camp who ate his t-shirt on a dare. My hotel gives away free shampoo. Nothing is too wonderful to be true...)

"I want some really classy shit..."
-Like a mink track suit! My own personal zamboni! Lots of unnecessary surgery! I can finally afford to see a Broadway show! Gout! (?)
-Norbert Leo Butz

"You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews."
-David Hyde Pierce (YES!!! soooo true.)

"Why is that girl franchising? She needs to stop."
"Moron, franchising is, like, owning a company!"
"Oh."
"Stupid."
"Well, whatever she's doing, she needs to stop."
-way to know your language...
-Lacey and I

"Where's my saxophone?"
"I locked it up."
"Why...?"
"Because you keep putting your crap in my cage!"
"Can you unlock it?"
"Maybe..."
-so i made an enemy...eh.
-Alex and I

"Do you ever smile?"
"I'll smile for you, Peter. (doesn't smile)"
"I think you have a disease or something."
"Whatever."
-the wisdom of my computer apps class
-Peter and I

"Can you really solve that?"
"No. I'm just carrying around so I can look like a genius."
"But I thought you were."
"I am. I got a 1600 on my SAT when I was 7."
"I thought that was your brother."
"It was. I come from a long line of child geniuses."
-and here's the wisdom of mi clase de espanol.
-Ryan, Kelsie, Christina, etc. and I

"Good job, Jorge!"
-lacey's inner cheerleader
-Lacey

"But I don't HAVE any holes in my thumb!"
-well said, good point.
-Lacey

"Do I have any thread stuck in my teeth?"
-whoops.
-Lacey

"Oh my god!"
"What?!"
"It's Santa!"
"Oh my god."
"Nuh-uh...he just said good luck!"
-it was not, in fact, Santa Claus, it was a gay band-groupie.
-Lacey and I

"Get your hand off my pants!"
-YES!!! JEFFIE!!!
-Jeff

"My clip is clipless!"
-Lacey...mwah.
-Lacey

"Ruprecht's all about Sun and soda-pop, Paws on puppy-dogs, candy-canes, Ruprecht's all about Chocolate bunnies and Lazy afternoons and daisy-chains."
-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
-John Lithgow

"MOON BOUNCE!!! MOON BOUNCE!!! MOON BOUNCE!!!"
-OH MY GOD!!!
-Me

"Ready...ready...ready...NERD SQUAD!!!"
-Me

"This shit is _ _ _ _ _ _ _!"
"Bananas!"
"The seal is on what of the water?"
"What?"
"Top banana. The answer is top banana. Say it!"
"Top banana."
"YESS!!! WE WIN!!!"
-so we cheated. Who's counting?
-Beckie and I

"What do you sing?"
"Music?"
"NO! What do you sing?"
"Lyrics...umm..."
"NO!!! What do you SING?"
"A song."
"Yes! Finally."
"God, that was confusing."
-dear god. i look like einstein next to them.
-Stephanie and Gabby

"Sarah P...!"
"Christina G...!"
"Sarah P...!"
"What do you want, Christina?"
"*lhao*"
"Whaaaat?"
-I'm not her pet, for god's sakes!
-Christina and I

"So what's mitosis again?"
"I hate you."
-you're such a good sport, dear. you know i love you.
-Elena and I

"It's hot in here."
"Yeah, well it's about to get a lot hotter. Can we start?"
-ohhhhhh tal.
-Tal

"You can snap your fingers as fast as you can but it's still not fast enough!"
-dear god.
-Washam

"So what's all this crap going on with the saxes? Yikes."
-gee, ya think?
-Washam

"I need some help from the LORD!"
"Yes, I'm waiting for some divine intervention for my bass trombone."
-haHA.
-Tal and Winston

"The term is not 'Buttface.' The term is 'Asshole.'"
-so out of character, but whatever.
-Kelly and I

"Wait, wait wait. No one says 'distractable.' They say 'easily distracted'!"
-i'm not getting in the way of that...
-Brandon

"Her mom's an evil bitch, that's why!"
-because she is.
-Me

"Mr. Weasley, put you hand on my waist and take my hand."
"Where?"
-hahahahaha!!!!
-Ron and Professor McGonagall

"Piss off."
-ooh, Ron, i'm scared now!
-Ron

"They're like thcavengers over there."
-HE TALKED TO MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
-Dan Fogler

"Your word is cow."
"Could I have the definition please?"
"It's a cow."
"Could you use it in a sentence please?"
"Please spell cow."
"C-O-W."
"Correct."
-HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
-Jay Reiss and some random girl

"Unlike idiots we idiate..."
-True that.
-Company.

"Did you dump Maureen?"
"No...SHE dumped ME for a lawyer...named Joanne."
-BEST PART OF THE ENTIRE MOVIE!!!
-Roger and Mark

"This is weird."
"It's weird."
"Very weird."
"Fuckin' weird."
-see above quote for clarification...
-Mark and Joanne

"Dying in America, at the end of the millenia..."
-anarchist fun!
-Roger and Mark

"Has she ever pouted her lips and called you 'Pookie'?"
-never!
-Mark

"What, you shop at Urban Outfitters?"
"No, I just buy stuff there."
-what we talk about when we're supposed to be playing...
-Lacey and I

"Jesus doesn't care about half-off sales! Jesus doesn't care about 'buy one get one free'! It's the most ridiculous damn thing I've ever heard!"
-a taste of our family's dinner conversations...
-Dad

"Missing mass isn't a sin because it's not one of the 10 Commandments."
"Yeah...and going to penance isn't in the commandments either...so I don't have to do it!"
"Nice try."
"Where in the 10 Commandments does it say 'Thou shalt tell all of the bad crap you've done to some old fart with a hearing aid'? Hmmm?"
-later on that night...see above.
-Matt, Dad and I

"When I was in Spanish, we had to read Don Quixote IN SPANISH, then write a paper on it IN SPANISH."
"Wait, wait, wait. What's this 'Don Quixote' crap? You must mean Don Quick-Oats."
"Don Quick-Oats!"
-fun in the elevator
-Mom, Matt and I

"You should go into your Spanish class and be like, 'Hoh-la! Como es-tas, amigos why amigas?'"
-later on in that conversation...
-Me talking to Matt

"Hahaha...that kid just ran into that sign."
"How do you know?"
"I saw the sign shaking and some little girl rubbing her head."
-checking in
-Matt and I

"This year, I'm going to do MORE SHOPPING, LESS EATING!"
-sounds like a plan.
-Msgr.(is that the abbreviation? psh) Conway

"I said, 'Knock it off!'"
"No, no, no, I don't think you did. You used some stronger language. What did he say? You, what did he say?"
"He called her a bitch."
"*GASP* I did not!"
"Yes you did. Now reenact it."
"*Bangs on the pipe* Knock it off! *To lady* Bitch."
-Almost as good as the kiss was. Tee hee.
-Tony and Nick

"Wait, Sarah, are you taking Spanish?"
"Oui."
-i'm TRILINGUAL!
-Daddy y moi

"Ew! That's so gross. I'm not going to put his unh-unh in my unh."
-the actual conversation was much more graphic.
-i'm preserving their identity, but it starts with an a...haha.

"Let's start at J...for Jasper."
-don't ask. jazz triangle club joke.
-Washam

"You look like Ben Andrews."
"No I don't."
"Yes you do. Doesn't he look like Ben Andrews?"
"No."
"I tell you, it's the hair."
"My hair does not look like Ben Andrews' hair!"
"Yes it does. It's all up."
"Ben Andrews puts his hair up with beeswax."
"Seriously?"
"Yeah."
"Oh. I use water."
"I don't like Ben Andrews."
"Well then stop telling me I look like him!"
"But you do!"
-he doesn't, for the record.
-Tal, Paul, and I

"...and Samuel Adams...oh, no, wait, that's the beer."
"*laughter*"
"Sorry, I didn't sleep well last night."
-apparently.
-MR. BENGSTON!!!!

"And a few years ago, I asked a kid what the prefix was for six, and he said, 'sex,' and I said, 'I like it!'"
-why can I picture that coversation perfectly?
-Schnure-y

"If you want to remember the difference between the prefixes for six and seven, just remember 'Sex on a train!'"
-I can't believe she actually said that in front of Valaitis.
-who else would say something that utterly mad but Schnure?

"Let's say 2004 was back in the olden days, and we'd give Edwards and Cheney each a pistol and send them out onto the mall and have THEM decide who would be vice president!"
"*laughter*"
"Though I'd actually put my money on Cheney...he looks like he knows how to use a pistol, that man does. And he always looks like he's ready to kill someone any way..."
-i officially LOVE THAT CLASS
-Niles (MR. BENGSTON!!!!)

"Okay, so who can tell me the names of Pennsylvania's two senators? Come on now, people, there's only two. One of them's been in the news a lot recently, and the other one's a jerk. Okay, Sarah?"
"Rick Santorum and Arlen Specter."
"Okay, and which one of them is a jerk?"
"Rick Santorum."
"*laughing manically*."
-Crooks gave me a point on the invisible chalkboard of life!!! YESSSSS!!!
-Crooksie and I

"I really can sing, it's just I'm nervous as hell and I gotta pee."
-and then he actually did!
-some contestant on A.I.

"When I was a young girl, my stepmother told me that I posessed the four traits all women need: beauty, wit, cunning and insight."
"So?"
"So you'd better take care of your looks, Danielle, because you have no other weapons to use."
-ohhhh! snap!
-Bree and Danielle

"I would love to have that. I would LOVE to have that."
"I WOULD LOVE THAT!!! I LOVE YOU BEN! MWAH!"
-perfectly timed.
-Washam and Amy...ohh Amy Tan.

"Well, tell your mom I said happy effing b-day!"
-out of context, but still hilarious.
-Elena during Spanish

"We're all douchebags, so get out of here!"
"W-what?"
-Oh. My. God.
-Who else but Kaushik would be that dumb?

"Oh happy day, here comes Dr. Giggles."
-yet another variation on the amazingness of sawyer's dialogue.
-Sawyer

"I think I liked you better when you just hit people with your stick."
-don't know what he's talking about, but cool anyway.
-Bernard

"Like, I'll get someone to go to the machine with me, and I put in a dollar, and then they hit some random button, so I have to drink some nasty grape-cherry-shit-in-a-bottle..."
-wow. didn't know they sold grape cherry shit in a bottle in the cafeteria...
-Rab-a-Dab

"I mean, what do they do, wake up at 8 and go, 'Holy shit, Batman, we're late'? It's ridiculous!"
-i have no idea why he said that, but okay.
-Daddy

"You're about as funny as a helicopter crashing into an orphanage."
-which, we all know, means he was totally funny!
-the fat judge on Last Comic Standing

"Do you eat, like, constantly?"
-ouuuuch.
-My Grandmom

"Goodness, I hope these will make her happy."
-87 times. No lie.
-Stanley! aka Camil.

"Be unique. Be happy..........get happimints."
-best. commercial. ever.
-Mandi



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STUFF ABOUT ME YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T (WANT TO) KNOW...

I can solve a Rubik's cube in about 4 minutes.
I can solve a fifteen puzzle in about 2 minutes.
I can solve a sudoku puzzle in about 9 minutes.
I am overly perfectionistic.
I can be a major bitch sometimes.
I procrastinate waay too much.
I love to spell.
I won the MS Spelling bee in 8th grade, and I was the runner up in 7th (screw you neuritis!
so what if i spelled it "neuritisis"?!? and I lost to Allie Berman?!?).
In 8th grade, I honestly didn't know who Usher was. (They're a band!)
I used to be addicted to soap operas, namely Port Charles and All My Children.
I love coffee.
I can't stand white chocolate.
I have been on a Disney Cruise (Jill and I in Aloft! Oh yeah...).
I have seen 16 Broadway shows to date.
I hate being Catholic.
I am a feminist.
I watched probably about 60 of Ken Jennings' 75 shows.
I can recite 6 or 7 entire Monty Python sketches.
I enjoy the Terranovas.
I first saw Animal House in 7th grade.
I don't have cable.
Every day I have a SanDisk thumb drive, a pen, and a pencil in my pocket.
I did, in fact, skip first grade.
In 7th grade, I had the highest English grade in my class every single year.
The last movie I saw in theatres was Rent.
The last movie I rented was Bad News Bears.
The last Broadway show I saw was Rent.
I wear my tee shirts in weeks.
I love shopping for shoes and purses.
I wear way too many hooded sweatshirts.
I listen to classic rock.
I have now memorized at least four entire Broadway albums and many other songs from more.
My favorite TV show of all time is "The Office."

CURRENT OBSESSION: LOST. CREEPIEST SHOW EV-ER.

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